Alas, dear Windows, it was not to be. I’m afraid I’ve been seeing other platforms. Specifically, I’ve been spending time with OS/X behind your back. It was just too painful to be with you. All those arguments, the shouting, the hair-pulling, the throwing things across the room.
Sure, you’re a lot less volatile than you used to be. And you don’t do the tearful breakdown thing any more. Yes, I know I can do almost anything with you that I can with OS/X, but everything just takes longer. OK, you want me to be honest? Fine. I find you excruciatingly frustrating to be with. Why is it always ME navigating around YOUR moods? I mean, why is it that after 25 years, everything with you is STILL a workaround?